Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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