Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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