Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Too much gin, very little bucket
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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