I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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