Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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