new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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