You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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