just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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