I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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