I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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