am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Randomize
