Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you would pick up someone in the library
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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