And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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