No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
This baby is an asshole
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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