This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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