I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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