no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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