Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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