What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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