420 ftw
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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