I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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