I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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