Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The adults are the big ones right?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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