Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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