i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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