i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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