i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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