The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
wat bout pragnant strippers??
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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