I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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