that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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