Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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