gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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