well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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