Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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