no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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