if you like me you must not know who I am
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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