You really coming over, don't trick.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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