I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize