Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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