You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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