NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I need water and some morals
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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