this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
