at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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