I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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