Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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