no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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