they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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