Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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