it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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