She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
3 2 1 whiskey
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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