And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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