They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
